January 2012
25 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 22nd
115,930 notes
1 tag
My coworker just got an email with “February” spelled “Phebruary.”
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
2 notes
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Jan 19th
4 notes
2 tags
Jan 19th
18 notes
1 tag
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
44 notes
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
607 notes
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
1,221 notes
Jan 12th
1 tag
After having a very open and pretty nonjudgemental conversation with some coworkers, one of which is VERY religious (we’re talking no kissing before marriage here), I think I may be athiest.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
14 notes
Jan 7th
2 notes
Jan 7th
313 notes
Jan 6th
182 notes
I just had to research different kinds of headaches to convince myself that I don’t have a brain tumor. I really don’t like being sick.
Jan 5th
Jan 4th
25 notes
Jan 3rd
45 notes
Jan 3rd
8,960 notes
My dress is short, tight, and sparkly. I guess I’m ready for new year’s eve.
Jan 1st
3 notes
December 2011
14 posts
Dec 30th
6 notes
Please kill me now
I’m at the GREENE TURTLE in TOWSON, could you think of anything worse?
Dec 30th
4 notes
Dec 24th
1 tag
My five year high school reunion is tomorrow.
Shit, has it really been 5 years? Somehow I can’t decide if it feels like it’s been less or more. 
Dec 22nd
Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
42,918 notes
This weekend was crazy. I won a laptop at my company Christmas party (!) and saw too many old people ride the mechanical bull. Also, I will never leave my phone anywhere ever again. I really am too dependent on it but I feel so lost without it!
Dec 12th
Dec 9th
2,400 notes
1 tag
Dec 5th
OMG they just showed a commercial for a new show coming called “Geek Love.” How many shows about painfully awkward people in relationships can TLC possibly have?
Dec 5th
Watching "Virgin Diaries"
Oh dear god. It’s so painful to watch.
Dec 5th
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
November 2011
15 posts
Nov 28th
25,297 notes
Things I miss from my purse include
My iPod (and headphones) That new nail polish I had JUST bought Chapstick Oh right and my drivers license! Sitting at the MVA right now and it sucks. Also, could use that $20 that was in my purse right now for a new one.
Nov 23rd
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
Nov 21st
386 notes
Nov 18th
1 tag
Now everyone is talking about how excited they are to ride the bull.
Nov 15th
1 tag
Wow, I wish it was appropriate for me to post my company’s holiday party flier. The party is at PBR in Powerplant. There is a Santa riding a mechanical bull on this flier.
Nov 15th
Ew smalltimor why so small this weekend?
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th