January 2012
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My coworker just got an email with “February” spelled “Phebruary.”
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After having a very open and pretty nonjudgemental conversation with some coworkers, one of which is VERY religious (we’re talking no kissing before marriage here), I think I may be athiest.
I just had to research different kinds of headaches to convince myself that I don’t have a brain tumor. I really don’t like being sick.
My dress is short, tight, and sparkly. I guess I’m ready for new year’s eve.
December 2011
14 posts
Please kill me now
I’m at the GREENE TURTLE in TOWSON, could you think of anything worse?
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My five year high school reunion is tomorrow.
Shit, has it really been 5 years? Somehow I can’t decide if it feels like it’s been less or more.
This weekend was crazy. I won a laptop at my company Christmas party (!) and saw too many old people ride the mechanical bull. Also, I will never leave my phone anywhere ever again. I really am too dependent on it but I feel so lost without it!
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OMG they just showed a commercial for a new show coming called “Geek Love.” How many shows about painfully awkward people in relationships can TLC possibly have?
Watching "Virgin Diaries"
Oh dear god. It’s so painful to watch.
November 2011
15 posts
Things I miss from my purse include
My iPod (and headphones)
That new nail polish I had JUST bought
Chapstick
Oh right and my drivers license! Sitting at the MVA right now and it sucks. Also, could use that $20 that was in my purse right now for a new one.
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Now everyone is talking about how excited they are to ride the bull.
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Wow, I wish it was appropriate for me to post my company’s holiday party flier. The party is at PBR in Powerplant. There is a Santa riding a mechanical bull on this flier.
Ew smalltimor why so small this weekend?
