January 2010
31 posts
Lifetime
jennul:
EMILY! lifetime is on channel 87!
here is a link to the cable line up for UMBC
NO WAY, I swear it’s scribble on my tv!
Saturdays...
bro-ring:
Must be when all the odd people come to the library. This one guy is just walking around and asking everyone he sees if they have a smoke and when they say no he just stares at the them for a minute.
Another guy talked to me for 15 min about how he scans each book he rents so he has a digital copy of it. Today’s selection: “How to Grow Giant Vegetables.” What is going on?
Oh and...
How come whenever I tell someone that to open...
EXTRA!
“I’m not mad they put pickles under my bed, I’m mad they wasted two pickles.”
Some memorable quotes from the night
“do you own a farm???”
“yeah we left around 4, got there at 12. We were there for 5 fuckin hours it was time to leave!”
“if you leave I’m seriously gonna stuff your nose with a bunch of tampons.”
“we made out…not sure why we didn’t have sex.”
“he has muscles, totally my type.”
“he’s probably...
2 HOURS OF JERSEY SHORE TONIGHT. GET EXCITED.
Watchlittleheat:
thedailywhat:
This Is Cute, You Should Watch It of the Day: If there is one thing that will never not be funny, it’s little kids reeancting scenes from adult TV shows. And to help me drive this fact home, here are a bunch of kids reeancting scenes from Jersey Shore.
Here’s another fact: MTV needs to replace The Situation with the kid playing The Situation in this video.
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womp womp
amyfitztitz:
Spring scheduling today at the desk staff meeting. I should pack an overnight bag and be prepared to stayed the whole weekend, as well. GAWD this meeting will take forever.
gah I forgot we were doing that tonight. :( she better bring us food.
Watchcommonvision:
PARTY IN THE USA (You’re not here, Saira) on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Katie: This girl went on my school ski trip and they ran a train on her.
Andrew: what! they ran her over?
Katie: They ran a train ON her, with her then boyfriend.
Andrew: wait they were run over by a trian???
